getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

(via sniffing)



rocknroll-hippie:

click to trip balls
rocknroll-hippie:

click to trip balls

nursejoy:

nursejoy:

a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr

it was a good bagel

(via fineapplesexpress)



rocknroll-hippie:

click to trip balls

vanillish:

when your friends successful post appears on your dashimage

(via orgasm)



lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via zackisontumblr)



australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

(via hi)



whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

(via circumcising)